Once upon a time...No, too cheeeeeezy...It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...Nop, that is even worser.
What kind of word is "worser"?
Well, its better than any word you would use!! Okaaaayyyyy, what about this...
IN THE BEGINNING GOD CREATED BIRDS
(NOT THE FEATHERED VARIETY)Look, stop interrupting, I am trying to write this bloody introduction....
Sorry, just trying to help!
Well don't!!!!!
IN THE BEGINNING GOD CREATED BIRDS...
THEN MAN...
THEN WEB SITES...
THEN WE TOOK THE INITIATIVE AND CREATED...
Hi, My name is Maurice and he's Baurice.
AND TOGETHER WE ARE...THE CYBER STUDS!!!!
Everybody got that? THERE ARE TWO OF US! I write in green (Maurice)
and I write in blue (Baurice, if you were thick enough not to already have guessed that).Okay so thats you slagged off everybody, oh yeah while I remember, when we are narrating or talking together we write in
black!So, you are probably asking yourself who are these two stupid jock b*@~ards? Well I'll tell you. We come from a small town called Killmrspock in Scotland. We attend a school...
By the way we are not Sci-Fi freaks we just had to think up stupid names to hide our true identity...
Thank you for that timely interruption, anyway, as I was saying we attend a school called Grunge High where a lot of ... um ...
...Complete doodaas come to learn. This page is simply going to give you, the reader, a deep insight (bit of an English lesson coming through there) into our wonderful, sad, happy, boring, exciting, enjoyful, dull and somewhat bloody meaningless lives. God, what a mouthful!!!
Yeah, well, that about sums us up. Basically, this is a bit of light humour and friendly banter about what goes on in our daily lives. Please, dear reader, visit regularly for the latest updates, exciting stories, character assassinations of the people whom we come across day in...
...day out and profiles on many people whom we either admire, hate, detest...
...or just fancy the pants off of, like...
...Please, Maurice, no names. We don't want to be sued for slander!!! But the names we use may be pretty damned obvious to people who know them.
Follow the links below to view our various pages.
An Interview With… - Check out the interview with…
A Day in the Life of... - A series of articles on people we know. First up...
Problem Page - Basically, we try and solve your dilemmas...so e-mail us. Remember - No problem too large...or too small!!!
Gossip - An update of what is going on in Grunge High.
Ten - Ummmm…ehhhhh…A smart, jazzy, cool COMPETITION!!!
The Babes Page - Well, self explanatory really. Some profiles and pictures.
Hits since November 1998!!!